HOUSE
OF LEAVES
Composed
by
Mark Z. Danielewski
Reviewed
By
Stephen
Studach...
During Exploration #5 Navidson had no illusion about what he would find there. While staring into those infernal halls, we can hear him mutter: “Lazarus is dead again.”
XVII Footnote 374 page 395.
Ah,
that pitchy, architecture and physics defying region makes me suspect that the
crawling woman from Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s ‘The Yellow Wallpaper’
may well be, even now, making her way along those ashen walls.
Stranger
things might be found there.
Or
very little at all.
House
of Leaves...
Is
a big, bad, bastard of a book.
A
work of fiction (?) with its own index.
A
craft project from a confused and disturbed mind.
A
well educated upstart’s wank with no climax.
A
cruel collage.
Hefty, heavy, (go on – when you catch one slap it – Hard!
Drop it on a desk from a decent height.
It resonates not just in words and format.
Its dull thud, thump, informs it as – Book!).
You can go around slapping walls with this tome, try it, it’s great!
Heck, you can practically hammer nails with it.
It
is hard going, if you are a reader who doesn’t like to let a word get by
you. An
‘easy read’ Not. ¹
It
might take you a month to read!
It
could infuriate you.
It
is arrogant.
Impertinent.
Deathly
dull.
Insufferable
in parts.
And it has
oh
so many
parts.
It
is a liar’s bullshitting mouth.
It’s
an anus with word diarrhoea.
It’s
a simple list.
It
is
a
whale.
And
a wail.
A formless, senseless behemoth.
And
of course, self referential.
It will piss you off.
You will dislike at least
one
It contains some good writing.
of its characters.
And some appallingly bad writing.
Possibly two.
It
will make you resent the fact that you just spent (whatever quantity) of your
own time reading that.
It
sucks away
at
time . . . . .
It
has given some people nightmares apparently.
Don’t
think it’s gifted me any.
But
maybe I can’t
differentiate
the
ones
it
has
collaborated
on with me.
You
will either
love
or
hate
it.
It’s
nothing new.
But
it is a very thick, big effort of nothing new.
It’s
sly.
Something
nestles at the core of it. Like a
big fanged cat or a scorpion.
Of course real horror
does not depend upon the melodrama of shadows or even the conspiracies of
night.
XVIII page 415.
Back
in 99 I was working on an experimental novel entitled ‘The Pet AKA The
Atrocity Box’. It was done in a
style I came to title ‘mosaic’. A
broken style with font, time, spacing, narration and perspective changes and
other odd stuff.
Little
did I know that Mr. Danielewski was labouring away at his own unique piece of
‘X’ literature. Subsequently
published in 2000. A Hill House
of a book. A haunted book.
This
one runs the whole gamut. Pulling
in everything it can grab to its black hole soul.
The
extensive footnotes and lists are two of its less pleasing conceits.
But hang in there, keep paying out the line behind you, after 150 pages
it’s not so bad.
When
he sticks to his central narrative Danielewski gives us a tale of good Stephen
King grade work. (King actually
makes a type of cameo appearance, as does Stanley Kubrick and a number of
others.) As is often the case,
not really being a ‘Horror’ writer helps his horror writing.
For
me however, the best thing about this book is that it is a book.
It demonstrates the possibilities that a book can be heir to.
At that it may only be scratching the surface of multi media
potentials. And all that
encompassed in a disseminatory entertainment form that we have been told for
the longest time is either dying or dead.
Well,
this one’s come back friends, risen with a rustling of ‘leaves’ up from
the publisher’s stack. And it ain’t no zombie.
It truly lives.
It
is neither ground breakingly unique nor particularly good or particularly bad.
But
I thought it needed comment. For
its true talent is not its creator, but the fact that it has been compiled,
and thus wise.
It
simply sits and is a book whether you want to wrestle with it or not.
It simply is.
And
as a book it is sufficiently different to garner interest.
Its creator has a philosophy on books you see (which is a good thing
for writers to have).
And
that’s a good thing for books.
It
will cost you though, to read this book.
For you will have to
Expend
Time.
What
then makes anything exciting? or better yet: what is
exciting? While
the degree varies, we are always excited by anything that engages us,
influences us or more simply involves us.
In those endlessly repetitive hallways and stairs, there is nothing for
us to connect with.
That permanently foreign place does not excite us.
It bores us.
And that is that, except for the fact that there is no such thing as
boredom. Boredom
is really a psychic defense protecting us from ourselves, from complete
paralysis, by repressing, among other things, the meaning of that place, which
in this case is and always has been horror.
X
page 167.
There
are two primary narrators (though the duty is shared by many) neither
operating with a ‘right mind’. Though
both could be super sane.
There
are three or four books in this one actually.
There’s the Navidson Record, compiled by the blind Zampanò.
There’s the at times somewhat irritating Johnny Truant parallel story
stream. Then there’s the back
story assemblage on each of these gents, outside of their immediate tellings,
beyond their direct voices.
You
may prefer to read along the separate threads of the weave, ignoring others,
imposing your own order upon these layers of leafy rakings.
If
you’re a completist reader like me you’ll take it all in pretty much
chronologically, as set down, even the oft infuriating parts.
Or
you could focus on the footnotes.
Yeah right.²
Some
of the sequences work brilliantly. There
are some heart breakers here.
It
demonstrates that a book can be organic. Though
this one might not be an organism you want to take on.
This one with a gothic bone central to it, set in contemporary meat and
fat. This one, this organic pile
possibly ‘unsane’, or at least not good to be pondered upon.
It’s
a labour intensive joke.
A
publication fluke.
A
one-off?
May
Be.
?
I
don’t know.
Read
it yourself.
If
you want to take it on.
If
you
dare.
Make
no mistake, those who write long books have nothing to say.
Of
course those who write short books have even less to say.
Appendix
B. Bits.
Page 545.
¹ A professor of my acquaintance described reading (parts of) it as akin to wading through treacle.
Some might even say it isn’t as much fun as that.
It simply won’t engage with some people/minds/imaginations. Especially in this easy-read, close
to nil attention span, micro fiction age. Then, others will help it acquire its cult status.
² You might wonder – when footnotes consistently take up more space on a page than the actual
narrative text – are they still footnotes? Should they be termed differently? Footnarration?
Additional or supporting narrative/text? Yardnotes? Footnotes R us?
Publisher: Pantheon
Books
ISBN: 0-375-70376-4 (709 pages)